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We all wanna see the plan

October 14, 2014October 14, 2014 - by Meghan G - 2 Comments.

Has anyone ever asked your son who he’s going to marry? Mine get asked what they’re going to be when they grow up, not about their marital prospects. I mean, I can see how I might benefit from arranging marriages for them right now, at ages 7 and 3. I have exactly zero goats on hand, and a couple of dowries would fix that right up- but no one has ever asked them what they thought of it.

Having kids changes not quite everything. Joy Makin Mamas

10 things that have changed since I had kids, and one that has not.

October 5, 2014October 5, 2014 - by Meghan G - 5 Comments.

I read 10 reasons another blogger thinks we don’t want to be her friends now that she’s got kids. Here is my list of the 10 things that are different about me now that I have kids… I hope we can still be friends…

You get what you get, and you don’t get upset.

September 30, 2014September 30, 2014 - by Meghan G - 11 Comments.

In which I declare it open season and offer up a referendum on other people’s parenting in public. No really.

My belly button is so delicious! Joy Makin Mamas

The body part game

September 3, 2014September 3, 2014 - by Meghan G - 1 Comment

In which the little dude makes up a silly body part game and IT’S A TRAP.

If you need me, I’ll be in Detox.

August 29, 2014August 28, 2014 - by Meghan G - 10 Comments.

The rules are simple. Get BINGO, have a glass of wine. Repeat until your child is potty independent, or until you’re under inpatient care and it’s no longer your problem.

And sometimes, dogs hate the Amish.

August 25, 2014August 25, 2014 - by Meghan G - 2 Comments.

There was this one time, when I lived in Ohio, that I had this little black dog with a curly tail. Actually, it wasn’t one time, I had her for …